Dreams of a Nikki

Oct 6, 2022

Is there a T-Rex in the White House?

Sep 8, 2022

What the fuck, AIR?

Nikki greets the day like she does cactus: With fire.

Aug 29, 2022

And that's why you wear pants: Black Widows!

Yeah. And so you shall...

May 27, 2022

Invisible piranhas are asymmetrical. I must let you know this.

May 23, 2022

I'm awake for worms...

Mar 13, 2022

Did we look at walk cycles of dogs that were on their backs?

Boston terriers. That was the dog.

Jan 14, 2022

It's... Dixon? That's not Rudolph! (chuckle)

Jan 7, 2022

They talked about psychological warfare in my brain, and then microwaved 3 gallons of mayo.

Dec 17, 2021

There isn't any pie, is there?

Dec 14, 2021

Were you about to tell me basketball facts?

Oct 12, 2021

Were you thinking of spaghetti too?

Jul 25, 2021

The HAT initiative!!

Jun 25, 2021

A rocking horse with laser eyes...

Ptew! Ptew!

Jun 23, 2021

Oh, thank goodness. Pink Bear is safe.

Apr 20, 2021

We don't have the candles out.

We don't have ANY of the candles out.

None.

... none...

... none...

...

potatoes.

Mar 25, 2021

Good, smelly, epilogue.

Mar 4, 2021

Who's princess roadkill?!

Jan 10, 2021

Do I have a backpack that hugs you? Oh...

Did I have a tray of tomatoes and kittens last night?

Jan 6, 2021

Did I get you 8 hot sauces?

... Good.

Nov 11, 2020

I'm glad we don't give beer to crows...

Because they have ice powers.

... oh no...

Nov 11, 2020

(knock on the door)

Wha? It wasn't a championship potato chip baker?

(Nope)

That's ok. We weren't on the news anyway.

Oct 19, 2020

Holy Gua-cannoli!

... I can have both...

Aug 17, 2020

If the divorced couple can have ice cream, then So. Can. We.

Jul 30, 2020

I dreamed of a Mario fight system, but with mochis instead of enemies. You just line them up and eat them.

You always win.

Jul 19, 2020

Where is the Mario candy adventure? Please...

(gasp) Yoshi cookie factory!

Jul 16, 2020

Ice cream coated sprinkes.

...

Don't Forget.

Jun 14, 2020

The key to climbing the mountain, is to lay out chickens, and dishes of barbeque sauce.

Jun 8, 2020

No, I don't have to walk the dog.

May 30, 2020

No, it's not mind control washing spoons, Raymond.

Can confirm.

May 16, 2020

No meat coasters! We don't make those here.

May 11, 2020

It is time to fight wolves. Mmm hmm...

Apr 8, 2020

You don't need petroleum jelly.

Mar 23, 2020

Oh good. There will be no rabbits in the mail.

... That's what was happening.

Mar 20, 2020

Where's the treasure though?

Dec 21, 2019

Hunh? No. No pizzas here...

We shot them, Raymond. The pizzas...

Dec 15, 2019

We are stacking dots. The size of pizzas.

Nov 17, 2019

Did we win? You'd need an eyedropper to make extra coin for today. I'm proud of you...

Oct 21, 2019

How do rabbits always know to eat arm hair?

They always managed....

Sep 30, 2019

That bear didn't make a pineapple. He was a LIAR.

Sep 17, 2019

No goats. NONE.

You can't have him on the chairs. It's not a quiz show without the chairs.

Aug 1, 2019

We lost track of the accuracy blocks after the nuke fell. He left, and he took all the answers with him.

NOTE: 
Nikki wanted to clarify that "he" was a fox. And an asshole.
Jul 21, 2019

But do we want to keep ALL the hot sauces?

Jul 15, 2019

Aquaman doesn't have a Sheikah slate. How does he move things?

... with his hands.

Jun 22, 2019

I will make the cheese sauce next time... for the breadsticks that we don't have.

May 30, 2019

I'm so glad that small Japanese women don't make big biscuit boxes to serve to their cats. Thank goodness.

... It'd be so wasteful...

May 28, 2019

Did the giraffe come back? Oh, no. He didn't...

... he said that he would set the alarms...

May 25, 2019

Do kangaroos eat meat?

May 6, 2019

No more chasing squirrels.

Apr 10, 2019

I'm glad we don't have a fiefdom... that would be weird...

Coconut, mango ice cream. You could eat them with me. Raisons aren't on ice cream, right? Oh, thank God.

Mar 23, 2019

Please, I'd like my candy apple in slices, thank you.